My first video shot in December 1996 with Centaur was “Forced Service” where I played a drill instructor named Sergeant Rock. Hi, Chris Rock here! You can chalk up the horrible name moniker to director Chip Daniels from Centaur films.
Here’s an idea: Why not name yourself after the historic Supreme Court ruling that upheld slavery in the United States? Sexy. I guess it’s better than Andrea Zuckerman! And did you know that Mandingo can refer to a member of one of the largest ethnic groups in West Africa, a slang term for a black man with a huge penis, or a slave’s name in the eponymous 1975 film and novel upon which it was based? How could you not make this your porn name? Mandingo was one of Falcon’s earliest stars. How can I hate the name of someone so impossibly adorable? Well, sorry, but the last thing I want to think about when I’m watching gay porn is a baby. He makes the list not because any one of his particular names is so awful, but more so because he’s just awful. He’s since changed his name to Dylan Roberts (thank god), but when I see a “Mc” in front of anything, I picture McNuggets, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing!ĪKA Jason Crystal, Jason Kayz, Kay, Casey, Damien Parks, and so on. Here then, The Sword’s ten favorite most awful gay porn star names of all time.
